FoodNetwork Fail

Foodnetwork stars have a level of expertise that they try to pass on to the average home cook. It's quite admirable, and I have to admit, it's difficult for me to watch the FoodNetwork without getting cravings for food. Foodnetwork is one of my favorite TV channels, because I love lusting for food. It's my kind of porn!

I've used Foodnetwork.com on multiple occasions for fun and interesting recipes. Some are harder than others, but there is a level of expectation that the Foodnetwork stars have a sophisticated repertoire of recipes.

Sometimes, not so sophisticated.

Paula Deen's English Peas recipe
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/index.html


Rachel Ray's Late Night Bacon recipe:
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/rachael-ray/late-night-bacon-recipe/index.html

Rachel Ray's is especially interesting as the only ingredient is bacon, which is microwaved on paper towels. Must have taken her years to develop this recipe...