Uber Umbrella

watch out for these dangerous umbrellas! have a 2 ft gap that you need to walk across? put this umbrella over the gap and walk over!! have a watermelon and no knife...? no worries! this umbrella can do it all!

pretty awesome umbrella... seems like it would last forever and save lives. but then again, it could also be used against you. a mugger can totally walk up to you in this umbrella and threaten to smack u with it... scary. UNLESS everyone gets one of these umbrellas and when a mugger tries to pull something on you, you can pull out your umbrella and have a swordfight!